April 27, 2009

You Can Fool Some of the People Some of the Time

Krazy Kat from Poetikat's Invisible Keepsakes has bestowed upon me the Sexy Blogger Award. ROFLMAO! Translation "Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Arse Off".

I'm thankful there's only one blogger in my blogging orbit that knows me and I'm sure she just choked on her coffee.

I guess I should stop lifting other writer's sexy stuff.

Confused as to whether I should refute this award and say, "No you're wrong" or confirm by saying "Yes you're right", my teenaged son said, "Well, yeah...you're damn sexy" Gentle readers, does it get any better than that?

I'm still unsure as to what to do. I think I have to come up with 5 things about me that might be construed as sexy.

Well my hair could be considered sexy. It's natural.

This antique dutch chocolate pot that I have thinks it's sexy. He should really keep it in his pants.

Here's me in a blue kimono. Very sexy with the older geishas. Just ask Sallymandy.
Ooops! That's a "sexy" Modigliani I have in my TV room.

HERE I am in my blue Kimono - finally found it.

My husband is a sex bomb. He manages to look like Hugh Laurie, Noah Wyle and silent film actor Harold Lloyd all at the same time.

I like to cook. Is that sexy? And like Nigella - I bite.

I'm supposed to pass this on to 5 other sexpots. So for those who want to participate. I pass this award onto:

Tina Tarnoff. She's a sexy artist with big bangs and she's off to paint a mural just like Diego Rivera who was also catnip to the girls.

Brian Miller who is sexy because he loves his wife so much and he has a university credit in ballet for being the only guy big enough to lift the girls.

PJ - more about this later.

Anna at Mit Herz und Hand because I saw a picture of her in her running clothes. She has a nice smile.

And Polly at Sotto Voce because she's feeling old.

NOW, no more tags or memes!


Tina Tarnoff said...

I love that indecent pot! And love your kimono! xoxo

Susan said...

You minx!

sallymandy said...

Pup: you do indeed have gorgeous hair! Thanks for posting your photo. Blue Kimono...of course I like that. V. funny--Mr. Exhibitionist Pot.

The very BEST is what your son said. That made my day.

Polly said...

Oh I love this! And it put my feeling old a little in perspective, I choked on my wine reading this! Thanks Hazel!!! I'm very happy to accept this award and I hope I can raise to the challenge, like you did :-) LOL

laughingwolf said...

too cool, pup ;)

Poetikat said...

Yeah. I was about to head off to Sallymandy's and ask her, "Where's the Blue Kimono?"and then I saw the one on the door. Phew!

Love your Mr. Pot's pee-pee (too many chocolate kisses?)and I have to say whatever's in that saucepan looks pretty darn sexy!

Love that Hugh Laurie, Noah Wylie AND Harold Lloyd!!! (Love Harold Lloyd!)

Oh, your hair IS sexy by the way.

You done good. I'll never bother you again (nudge nudge, wink wink...say no more)!

Speaking of Sallymandy...where's hers I wonder?


Margaret Gosden said...

SOOOO FUNNY! The sexiest post on my blog, I suppose, is the Picasso etching, poking fun at Rembrandt as the artist!

corine said...

baby you are smoking HOT!! You know what a MILF is, right? And if my own teenage son called me sexy I would have to start searching under his mattress for illegal substances.

Brian Miller said...

*blushing* since i saw this on another blog today, was wondering if it would hit me. twill be interesting. tune in wednesday...nice play. kimono's are sexy...props to ya.

Anna said...

Like you said, you can fool anybody, right! Thank you for the "healthy sense of self" remark. I laughed. If you only knew!

Your Blick toward the camera on your profile photo is sexy!

I will pass this fun little gift on.

kj said...

this is hilarious, pup! i wish i knew you earlier and you me because i would kill to be on this sexpot list.

most sincerely,

kj babes

Megan said...

Oooh, blue kimono. You sexy mama, you!

Rinkly Rimes said...

The word 'sexy' means a lot of things these days. I'm sure you live up to some of the meanings!

Bee said...

The spigot on that dutch chocolate pot just cracks me up.

A very nice collection of sexy things! I covet your kimono . . . and possibly your husband.

☆sapphire said...

Your antique pot is really sexy!

A lovely blue kimono! I haven't a blue one. It matches the color of your hair perfectly!

Dot-Com said...

That chocolate pot is the best. Yah!

Tina said...

this post is sexy!

sallymandy said...

Now, Hazel, I just have to point out (in answer to your question about when I'm going to do mine): this is the only award I know of that requires us to prove why we got it. And so far, I'm at a loss! You, on the other hand, did a fab job.

The Clever Pup said...

C'mon Sallymandy, Poetikat is waiting...

I was silly and didn't reveal too much about my own "sexiness". Go for it.

Tina Tarnoff said...

I have yet to do my sexy list! I am at a loss! I even asked my husband to do it instead of me, and he refused :( What, he doesn't think I'm sexy!? Ha!