November 5, 2010

A Short Love Story


A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied.'Get your own goddamn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................

he farted.

4 comments:

liza said...

hahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Lorenzo — Alchemist's Pillow said...

Oh, I do so love a happy ending. This is very, very funny. Though not commenting, I am really enjoying your Parisian series of posts.

Jacqueline said...

Can't stop laughing!

The Clever Pup said...

Thanks Lorenzo.